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May 22

calliopestorres:

HOW DO YOU START A RELATIONSHIP?
DO YOU WALK UP TO SOMEONE AND SAY I SHIP US?
HELP
HOW DO I FUNCTION IN SOCIETY

I WOULD IMMEDIATELY DATE SOMEONE IF THEY SAID ‘I SHIP US’

‘LET’S MAKE US CANON’

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You know those moments when you walk into a new room and forget what you’re there for?

I forget what I’m going to do when I open up a new tab.

May 19

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Apr 26

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Apr 21

“People empty me. I have to get away to refill.” — Charles Bukowski (via perfect)

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Apr 03

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Apr 02

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Apr 01

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Mar 30

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Mar 16

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Mar 06

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Mar 01

Science Teacher: Aristotle believed that everything was made of four elements. What were they?
Me: Water, earth fire, air.
Science Teacher: Good, now w-
Me: Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
Science Teacher: what
Me: Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Student: why are you doing this
Me: A hundred years passed, and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang, and although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone.
Student: how do you even remember all this
Me: BUT I BELIEVE
Student: no
Student: don't say it
Student: don't you dare say it
Me: THAT AANG CAN SAVE THE WORLD